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Bartcop

1. Clinton's Cock!

2. Empty catchphrases :
   "Compassionate Conservatism"  "Reformer with Results"  "Uniter not a Divider"  "Prosperity with a Purpose"  "Squandered Opportunities"  "They have not led"

3. Smokescreens and Diversions.

4. More empty hot words :
   "Vision"  "Purpose"  "Decency"  "Integrity"  "Honor"

5. Hide the "old guard" :
   Jesse Helms  Tom Delay  Strom Thurmond  Bob Barr  Dan Burton  Newt Gingrich  Henry Hyde  Trent Lott  Dick Armey  and the like. HYDE  and  DELAY ( good slogan )

6. Be Vague. No specifics. Vague, vague, vague.

7. Distortions of Fact, and other Fallacious Rhetoric. Propaganda is nice. Lie.

8. Someone please straighten out our candidate's vocabulary.

9. This is a Personality Contest -- Avoid Substance, Issues, and Policy.

10. Above all, CLINTON's COCK!

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