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- Clinton's Cock!
- Empty catchphrases :
"Compassionate Conservatism"  "Reformer with Results" 
"Uniter not a Divider"  "Prosperity with a Purpose" 
"Squandered Opportunities"  "They have not led"
- Smokescreens and Diversions.
- More empty hot words :
"Vision"  "Purpose"  "Decency"  "Integrity"  "Honor"
- Hide the "old guard" :
Jesse Helms  Tom Delay  Strom Thurmond  Bob Barr 
Dan Burton  Newt Gingrich  Henry Hyde  Trent Lott 
Dick Armey  and the like. HYDE  and  DELAY ( good slogan )
- Be Vague. No specifics. Vague, vague, vague.
- Distortions of Fact, and other Fallacious Rhetoric. Propaganda is nice. Lie.
- Someone please straighten out our candidate's vocabulary.
- This is a Personality Contest -- Avoid Substance, Issues, and Policy.
- Above all, CLINTON's COCK!